You add monsters.
So everyone knows about the super-popular classic book/monster mash-ups like PRIDE AND PREJUDICED AND ZOMBIES or ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER.
Well, let’s take that a step further, shall? How about reality show reboots with actual monsters? Awesome, right??
I can see it now: Dancing with the Zombies, where celebrities tango with the undead for fame and prizes. Celebs who avoid getting bitten and contracting the zombie virus get bonus points.
Or how about Werewolf Survivor? A group of attractive, athletic singles are air-dropped onto a tropical island the day before a full moon–and a pack of Weres on the loose. Hilarity ensures!
Oh! Monsters’ Got Talent would be a total hit. A seven-armed squid-man juggling act? A skeleton singing Monster Mash while playing the bones. A stomp routine by a group of Frankenstein’s monsters? Brilliant!
What others shows can we think up? A singing competition with sirens? What else would be a hit?